Comments on: Joke competition. Go on – you know you want to.

By: Jael Pearce

Jael Pearce — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:55:40 +0000

Hiyaa Evie and Others,
Hope you are all setteling in well in india by the look of the pictures you are all having a great time!
Here are a few ‘Bad’ jokes for your compettition:

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I’m bald now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it’s full of dates!

What do you get when you cross a Tiger and a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper!

Hope you had a giggle!!
Lots of Love Jael Pearce xxxxxxxx

By: Louise and Dillon

Louise and Dillon — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:53:41 +0000

Q: What game is played by 20 people in a telephone booth?

Ans:SQUASH!

Q: Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Ans: She didn’t want to wake the sleeping!

Piano Tuner says: ‘ I have come to tune your piano’
The piano owner says ‘I didn’t send for you!’
Piano Tuner says: ‘No … yo ur neighbours did!!!’

Judge; I sentence you to 50 years
Accussed; But I’ll never live that long!
Judge: Never mind… just do what you can!

What does a swimmer wear to work?
Ans: A bathing suit!

What does a winner lose in a race?
Ans: His Breath!

Well that’s it from Dublin Ireland!

Love and best to you all!

Louise and Dillon!

By: Catriona

Catriona — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:47:26 +0000

2 ducks are flying across Belfast Lough.

The first duck says ‘Hurry up’.

The second says ‘ I’m going as quack as i can’.

By: Bracken and Fern (via Granfy!)

Bracken and Fern (via Granfy!) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:28:05 +0000

A. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

B. 1st Woman: My cat thinks it’s a chicken.
2nd Woman: Why don’t you take it to the vet?
1st Woman: We need the eggs.

C. What did the cat who had no money say?

I’m Paw

D. What type of cat has eight legs and loves swimming?

An Octo-Puss

E. What do you give a cat that has everything?

A wide berth. (A special one from Fern!)

By: Granny

Granny — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:55:46 +0000

Hi Evie,
here’s a joke – hope you like it.

Question: How do you eat poppadum?
Answer: You crumble dem up and then poppa dem into your mouth.

Love Granny xxxxxxx

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:02:16 +0000

Hi guys
pardon Evie, I am not big on jokes in english so this is just I comment to say hi. Having some time at work today so I thought I would stop by.
Sweden is VERY dreary now (as always this time of year..). Arvid and Emmie are ok and Anders is constantly working too much.
Hope you are all well and I will be sure to stop by now and then to see whats goning on with you guys
cheers Jenny

By: Granfy

Granfy — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:40:45 +0000

Hi Evie – Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow?

So he could hide upside down in a bowl of custard!

love Granfy xxxx